Posts by Calebs Airplane

got caught at the supermarket (in between the martini olives and snack crackers ) with several bottles of hard liquor in my basket along with some red licorice by a sister that has known me for years.

still respects me, not knowing that i am in full fade mode, or at least not recognizably knowing.

anyway, when she sees me, her eyes get all big and she heads in my direction, nearly ramming my liquor laden cart with her vegan oriented basket.. "hey sop, how are you doing?

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Stand for Pure Worship...

The July 15, 2011 WT rag page 16 paragraph 7 says: "Loser J-Dubs (like you) who post comments on apostate websites will have at least 2 WT volumes shoved up their asses in the back room (where JW parents slap around their unruly children during meetings)."

just saying.

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JWFacts, you might want to see this!!

by ILoveTTATT in

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i saw this on my fb account... and, wasn't it you who took the pic?

why is this on a jw fb page?

hahahaha... someone's been naughty and coming here or to your site or w/e.... here's the translation:.

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Poor brothers... I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say that the were using a public bathroom while still being able to see the literature cart...

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"The excitement is PALPABLE"

by Separation of Powers in

got caught at the supermarket (in between the martini olives and snack crackers ) with several bottles of hard liquor in my basket along with some red licorice by a sister that has known me for years.

still respects me, not knowing that i am in full fade mode, or at least not recognizably knowing.

anyway, when she sees me, her eyes get all big and she heads in my direction, nearly ramming my liquor laden cart with her vegan oriented basket.. "hey sop, how are you doing?

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Reminds me of all the hype preceding Anthony Morris "The Turd" much anticipated visit to Puerto Rico in early 2010...

Nothing new was said, no new literature was announced... they didn't even make an effort to sound like they're trying to encourage the dubs ...

It was basically a 2-hour bore-fest of poorly translated ramblings by Tony The Turd and another bethel speaker...

Everyone left the meeting with a "WTF" look on their faces... classic.

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Bragging among JWs...

by ohnightdivine in

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posting about the wonderful preaching day on fb... posting about what they ate for lunch, snacks, dinner after preaching... posting about rubbing elbows with the co, do, etc... posting about getting into pioneer school... swooning over the latest gadgets, right after the meeting... being obsessed about what clothes to wear during the assemblies.... etc.. etc... being proud of having an sp, bethelite, etc relative... being unable to take pride in academic, secular, or other normal achievements leads to the above, i guess.. and it's not at all different from how "worldly" people behave these days... .

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Proud to be the only religion that gave out free water bottles to firemen at ground zero.

Proud to be the only religion that preaches worldwide. Yes, even if a dub crossed the Afganistan border and stapled a tract to a camel's ass before running back to safety 2 minutes later, that counts too...

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JESUS' 100th ANNIVERSARY on the throne... Only (1) ONE MORE YEAR TO GO...

by Calebs Airplane in

i wonder how many jws have realized that yesterday was the 99th anniversary of jesus' rulership.... what of our time?

on friday morning, october 2, 1914, charles taze russell, who took the lead at that time among the bible students, strode into the dining room at bethel in brooklyn, new york.

good morning, all, he said cheerily.

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Lost Generation... I thought the very same thing when i first learned the date for the annual meeting... They're likely trying to divert the attention away from 99 years of mediocrity...

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JESUS' 100th ANNIVERSARY on the throne... Only (1) ONE MORE YEAR TO GO...

by Calebs Airplane in

i wonder how many jws have realized that yesterday was the 99th anniversary of jesus' rulership.... what of our time?

on friday morning, october 2, 1914, charles taze russell, who took the lead at that time among the bible students, strode into the dining room at bethel in brooklyn, new york.

good morning, all, he said cheerily.

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Before the "Overlapping Generation" nonsense of 2010, this would have likely been a big deal in JW land...

Now, it doesn't even receive much attention on an "apostate" website...

How times have changed...

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JESUS' 100th ANNIVERSARY on the throne... Only (1) ONE MORE YEAR TO GO...

by Calebs Airplane in

i wonder how many jws have realized that yesterday was the 99th anniversary of jesus' rulership.... what of our time?

on friday morning, october 2, 1914, charles taze russell, who took the lead at that time among the bible students, strode into the dining room at bethel in brooklyn, new york.

good morning, all, he said cheerily.

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I wonder how many JWs have realized that yesterday was the 99th anniversary of Jesus' rulership...

What of our time? On Friday morning, October 2, 1914, Charles Taze Russell, who took the lead at that time among the Bible Students, strode into the dining room at Bethel in Brooklyn, New York. “Good morning, all,” he said cheerily. Then, before taking his seat, he joyfully announced: “The Gentile times have ended; their kings have had their day.” Once again, the time had come for Jehovah, the Sovereign of the universe, to act in behalf of his people. And act he did. -Watchower November 1, 2007 page 24 paragraph 11.